Dear Melbourne Fringe,
You know I love you and usually spend lots of time with you, but we have to have a break this year.
It's not you, it's me. Really.
Time has conspired against us and I can't get to you this week. Maybe next week...
I feel bad and I already miss you, but let's plan to make up for it next year.
But everyone else can still see the wonders and horrors that are the Melbourne Fringe.
To see what real punters think of shows, join the Fringe's Facebook page.
And check out other blogs and review sites like:
Man About Town
The Groggy Squirrel